To Be Sung to the Tune of a 1980s Folger’s Coffee Commercial
Swearing in’s today,
Republic’s gonna melt away,
The Deplorables are gonna have their say . . .
The best part of Donny Truuuuuump
Is vodka in your cuuuuup . . .
Yes the best part of Donny Truuuuump
Is vodka* in your cuuuuup . . .
*Needless to say, Russian!